Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

Sky color like ocean

Sky Guy Move Heart Beat
I dont really get it

plz I dont want it
Leave me Alone

Sky color like ocean

by Whoarereallycare September 1, 2023

Colorado Quicky

A quick sexual act, originating in Aspen, CO, that consists of taking off many layers of clothes or ski clothes and enjoying the magnificent views and penetration. This can happen in many places, but the gondola seems to be the optimum choice.

Maddie: Did you hear Alma and Steve just left for a good old Colorado Quicky, I hope they enjoy the views!

Joe: Yeah, but they're in for a bumpy ride; the gondola's getting a little shaky in the wind.

by EYE2011 December 8, 2010

Coloradoing

The art of climbing a pine tree, until the top breaks off. You hold onto the broken limb and fall with it into deep snow.

Yo man, after we down these beers, you wanna go Coloradoing?

by cam_steezy April 19, 2009

What color is a carrot

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.

Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“

by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020

Colorado sober

When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).

I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.

by L S 1983 October 11, 2016

Color Guard

A league of trained assassins whose goal is to eliminate every last member of the marching band. They accomplish this by hitting instruments with their flags and encouraging members with an reward system for hitting certain instruments (Sousaphone is 1 point because it is so big, Piccolo is 10 points because it is so small). Do not be deceived by their innocent looks because you will regret every second you do.

Person 1: Dang that girl looks so nice.

Person 2: She's not; she's in color guard.

by Godyr December 27, 2012