Coomer is an internet meme based on an illustration of a scraggly male character who is mocked as an excessive masturbator. More broadly, coomer (with a lowercase C) is an often ironic insult for an oversexed young man or, more generally, a loser.
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An annoying little shit you will encounter in Roblox, Gary's Mod or any other game that gets on the microphone and annoys your ears with their pre-pubescent childish voice. It can usually be used in reference to any child on a game under 12 years old.
Seriously, can you stfu and turn off your microphone? Nobody wants to hear a whiny cocomeloner.
Let's kill all of the whiny little cocomeloners in game so we don't have to hear them talk anymore.
Let's kill all of the whiny little cocomeloners in game so we don't have to hear them talk anymore.
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Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!
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Get the Coomer mug.Sometimes referred to as flavoured lubricants, condoments are designed to add a twist to sex play. Many condoments are marketed as "low calorie" and "sugar free" and come in a variety of flavours or additives to increase or decrease sensation during sexual activities.
Condoments can make oral sex more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. It is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
Condoments can make oral sex more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. It is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
Samantha: "My boyfriend always expects blowjobs and I want to make him feel good, but I just don't like the taste..."
Tracy: "I've got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, I only use the wet watermelon one..."
Tracy: "I've got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, I only use the wet watermelon one..."
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Get the Cocomelon mug.Cocomelon is a cringy youtube channel which makes videos for babies and videos with their time written on their thumbnails. If you see even one video you will get both cancer and ligma. So better watch ya self cuz Ligma kills. An official death history includes streamers like Ninja, TFue, Bugha, Vahren, Shroud a.k.a shrowdyrowdy, and a lot more. Beware. Sub to pewdiepie. Peace out.
Cocomelon sucks af.
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