cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

cockbang

This is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his ass out so as to prevent crotch to crotch contact.

The bar was so crowded that when Jake gave me a hug he cockbanged me.

by PapiChulapi June 11, 2006

Cock Band-Aid

The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.

by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008

cockhand

An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.

"Shut up you cockhand!"

by Vincent Pirez May 18, 2006

COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010