coat hanger abortion

something going so wrong it can only be described as such

The doctor cut an artery during my vascetomy surgery...what a coat hanger abortion that was.

by Byrddoggg September 21, 2006

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

Coat hanger mom

Coat hanger mom is a derogatory term towards women who receive/have received an abortion. The term was originated In a 2019 reddit post

Did you hear (name) got an abortion when she was younger? She shouldn't give me advice she's a coat hanger mom

by Abc123potatoe April 10, 2022

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

Too many turns of the coat hanger

This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.

She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.

by deeknight August 18, 2009