clumpdick

Adj: (1) Someone who's acting like a real asshole.

(2)Someone who habitually says stupid comments, or does something idiotic.

"Steve won't give me any of his beer, and he's got a 30. What a clumpdick."
or
"Kevin tapped the keg wrong, and now it's all foam."
"God, Kevin's such a clumpdick."

by ccook288 October 16, 2008

clumping

Going out on the pull, and scoring the ugliest hag.

fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this

by micoole October 12, 2017

clumpiness

to heap or gather in clumps" (transitive), 1824, from clump (n.). Related: Clumped; clumping. Intransitive sense "to form a clump or clumps" is recorded from 1896.

We need to keep the guards in a clumpiness fashion so we can stay safe in this area.

by BeastySurvives June 4, 2018

Clumpifinosis

1. The act in which things merge together.
2. The rare condition of internal heart cells merging together causing a heart attack.
3. General unnatural grouping of a subsistences like cells.

"Mr. Trump was diagnosed with Clumpifinosis and died a few days later".
"sorry sir, you've been diagnosed with Clumpifinosis, what are your last wishes"/

by JRR Tolkin March 27, 2019

clumpify

The chemical response to cocaine in humid atmospheres such as sweaty club bathrooms, sweaty skin, lube enslimed fingers and saunas.

Nah dawg, don't do cocaine off the stripper's ass; that shit will clumpify!

No Ho! Don't bring the coke into the sauna, it's gonna clumpify quicker than a punter cums.

by GoddessGang November 1, 2019

Clumpin

Eat pussy air puke up days later

I gave my girl a clumpin!

by No gay February 28, 2020

clumpinator

a device to concentrate multiple clumps into a giant clump

Michigan got their first clumpinator in 1994 now they are the most powerful state in the USA

by DeonClumpBags August 14, 2021