clown shoes 

Hypothetical footwear devices said to be worn by individuals exhibiting odd tendencies or giving an impression of overexcitment and misdirected interests. Often seen on individuals from California, but most pronounced in Mauritians with skin cancer.

"That kid with the green hair wears size 16 clown shoes"

clown shoes by Mister Dog April 8, 2003

clown shoes 

A code word for talking about marijuana in phone conversations or text messages. This usage can be traced back to a conversation about how walking around while stoned can make you feel like you're wearing clown shoes on your feet.

"I need to buy some clown shoes"
"I'm wearing my clown shoes, are you?"

clown shoes by coconut monkey October 3, 2007

clown shoes 

the epitome of not being fresh
or
something that is not good

man that was clown shoes

clown shoes by joe scheibling December 11, 2007

clown shoes 

bapes

soulja boy- i got me sum clown shoes

clown shoes by yandawgisag October 18, 2008

Clown Shoes 

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.

(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"

Clown Shoes by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009

Clown Shoes 

about a size 23

Timmy- "wow that clown shoes are really huge!... I bet there a size 18"

Dan- " Actually Timmy, it's a well known fact clowns wear size 23... SO GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!"

Clown Shoes by DJamesK1 January 26, 2011

Clown Shoes 

A ridiculous statement or situation "That's Clown Shoes"

"My life sucks". That's Clown Shoes

Clown Shoes by MikeOrangeCounty1 October 25, 2019