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Clinical Plushcanthropy

A condition in which the sufferer thinks they are turning into a plush toy or a doll like a Beanie Bopper and expresses desire to live like a typical doll or toy you would expect a little girl to have. Sometimes it reverts their mind to an immature or infantile state which makes them act like a toddler or a baby akin to infantilism.
Clive panted as he raved about how he felt he was turning into a teddy bear, he had Clinical Plushcanthropy and he had to be sent to the asylum.
by MM132 June 27, 2014
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clinical pizza oven

cremation "retort" or 'oven'

looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!

john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
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Clinical Services

A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.
Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"

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Rescheduling an appointment

Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"

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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."

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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"
by JLS0986 January 16, 2008
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Clinical Ramsey

by Joshuams July 9, 2018
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Clinical Heebie Jeebies

A more fun way to tell people that you’ve been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder.
I’m tired of explaining what kind of anxiety disorder I have so now I just say I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies
by Where Is My Air Guitar November 3, 2020
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going clinical

when you’re at a mental breaking point, probably in need of psychiatric assistance, and without a doubt a certified “frootloop”
Best used when terms like “crazy” or “maniac” don’t give a subject justice.
Ever since Mark left Olivia she’s been going clinical.”

“Pandemics can cause a population to go clinical”
by sound recollection November 8, 2025
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clinically proven

Clinically proven may mean virtually anything... including nothing. A "clinically proven" statement in advertising is an effective sales pitch, usually a vague claim that requires no hard evidence and isn't easy to disprove. As long as the mandatory "These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA (...)" disclaimer is on the label, it's not necessary to have competent and reliable scientific evidence to back it up.
When used along a sensible diet and exercise program, our new eggplant extract is clinically proven to promote weight loss!
by Flixxx December 27, 2007
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