Similar to a dirty sanchez, only, after anal sex, you smear the poo under each eye,thus resembling a football player.
Last night I tackled my girlfriend below the 10 yard line, turned her tight end into a wide reciever and penalized her with a Cleveland Brown..
She promptly retaliated by sacking my quarterback (penis).
She promptly retaliated by sacking my quarterback (penis).
by Fulltime667 December 19, 2004
by Erewan September 10, 2009
A character on family guy and formely the cleveland show. Not to be confused with the cleveland browns of th nfl.
by the guy September 17, 2015
A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.
Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
by Paastastic7 June 25, 2013
His name is Cleveland Brown, he is proud to be back in his hometown with his new family. He meets old friends and new friends and even a bear, with good times and bad times and he shares true love. He's found a place where everyone will know his happy mustached face in the Cleveland Show.
"My name is Cleveland Brown, and I am proud to be, back right in my hometown, with my new family. There's old friends and new friends and even a bear. Through good times and bad times, and true love we share. And so I've found a place, where everyone will know, my happy mustached face, This is the Cleveland Show!" *weird chuckle*
by notarealperson111 January 20, 2021
NFL team who is continuiously losing to the Pittsburgh Steelers. As hard as they practice and train they just can't win. They've never won a superbowl, unlike their better rivals, The Steelers, who have won five. They have no key players and often have trouble completing just one pass.
by Shag-LOC August 24, 2006
by sanchpa March 30, 2005