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scottish claymore

A term used to describe the penis of a man of Scottish heritage.
“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.
by Peter Puller May 7, 2021
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Social Claymore

1. A person, who at the most inappropriate time, will say or do something that is a turn off to everyone within ear shot.

2. Add a few cans of loud mouth, and step away.

3. A social repellent to anyone around them.
1. Oh God, here comes the social claymore.......wonder what type of havoc they will reap on this occasion.

2. When he drinks he gets loud and OBnoxious.
by Maxperdiem May 16, 2010
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TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
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Claymore Party

Playing a multi-player that has claymores as equipment, such as Call of Duty, and your whole team camps an area and sets claymores.
Example1:

Call of Duty: Black Ops, Zombie mode.

Host: Let's go to the alley and have a Claymore Party

The Rest of the party: Okay!
by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011
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Claymore Moment

the sense that is derived from the game "Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2" that the sense when you hear a the click of the claymore and you try to run off or jump out of the way but you die. (Also applies in real life such as when you say something uncalled for or inappropriate for the situation and you want to take it back but you cant hence the claymore has already exploded).
Claymore Moment

a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.

b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.
by mistahwaffles October 15, 2011
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Human Claymore

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.
"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"
by The Duke of Alcatraz March 29, 2009
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Douche Claymore

Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)
Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)
by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009
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