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Classified Baby

A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.
That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.

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He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...
by Mr. Big fish 69 July 17, 2023
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classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space continuum
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bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014
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G-14 Classified

G14 is a number in the General Service Administration number format (civil servant/federal jobs) that denotes your pay scale. GS levels go from GS-1 to GS-15, where the higher the rank, the higher the pay and level of clearance needed since you'll be exposed to more classified information. Higher G-levels (GS-#) tend to be exposed to more top secret information that could damage public and international trust. If you're G-14 clearance or something is considered G-14 Classified (GS-14), it's top secret or very personal information
"Wow, you know the Muffin Man?! Which house on Drury Lane is his?"
"Sorry, That's G-14 classified."
by Sr. Webstir March 5, 2021
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Classified Pussy

Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.
Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night
by Honk McDoodle May 28, 2023
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Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
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classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum
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