carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.

Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006

Commatose

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.

Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!

by hi_there! June 10, 2021

clamato

the sex act in which you make a girl squirt when shes on her period.

i was going in deep and then BAM! it hit me. all over my face. CLAMATO!

by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011

comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

Clamato

1. n. - a bad tasting tomato/clam juice mixture, mostly mixed with beer or used to make a bloody mary.

2. n. - another name for a vagina when a female is "On The Rag".

1.> The man asked the bartender for a clamato and beer.

2.> Guy 1 - Hey! Did you hook up with that chick you met last night?
Guy 2 - No man! She had a clamato!

by Jack Tofft March 31, 2009