Anal Claymore

When you ball your hand into a fist (known as the stink fist) and shove it into a woman's butt hole. Then, with your other hand, you mimic the shape of a detonator and ask the woman to press the button. When she pushes the button you release your fingers so instead of a ball they are flat. Then the silly string doodoo escapes her anus due to the release in pressure.

I shoved my hand into Betty's anus and prepared my other hand as the detonator. She set off the detonator and thus received the Anal Claymore.

by Vanderbilt Commodore December 22, 2007

false claimer

A person who be claiming to do things but really dont, like caliming to be in a gang.

That boy say he a blood but he just a false claimer

by Iversons Baby April 23, 2005

claymore

A sword strong enough to stop a tank

If you want a sword, at least get something that'll stop a tank, a claymore.

by conlyn August 24, 2007

claymore

The act of flatulating while walking down a busy street, hallway, etc. where the person behind you walks into it, experiencing the full force of your vile ass fumes.

"Placing claymore!"

by thedudeman456543234567 June 16, 2014

claymores

similar to grenades(ugly fat chicks) or land mines(skinny ugly chicks). these girls are cute from behind but once they turn around or you get to close them you notice there ugly and its too late.

She had a nice ass.. but when she turn around i couldn't say the same for her face..damn claymores got me again

by alejandro bueno August 23, 2010

scottish claymore

A term used to describe the penis of a man of Scottish heritage.

“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.

by Peter Puller May 7, 2021

dilucs_claymore

someone who deserves the world and should know that i love them dearly
p.s. i would sacrifice my genshin account for them tbh

bro imagine not having dilucs_claymore in ur life 💀

by beidouslittleslut April 7, 2022