churn (or) churning butter

Hand job complete with release. Either self inflicted or performed for you by a willing dairymaid.

After seeing her spread in Playboy, I spent the night churning butter.

by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004

Cuffing

When it is winter and you are single and ready to mingle.

Damn, I'm single AND it's almost December, must be cuffing season!

by TupacTheThird November 14, 2016

Cuffing season

During the Fall and Winter... You Find someone to
Chill, Vibe, and Connect with... Netflix & Chill?
Hugged up & HULU or the occasional Open Mic Night

I Met Ol Girl at Open Mic at Gate City Tavern
Cuffing Season Edition... She a Whole Vibe I think imma Cuff her

by Poetess shanté Renee November 14, 2021

Chuffin 'eck

A slang phrase with a similar meaning to "bloody hell" or the even more offensive "fucking hell", albeit milder and less forceful.

Originates from Yorkshire.

P1: That bun'll cost you four quid.
P2: Chuffin 'eck! I ain't payin' that!

by PoorKingElizabeth September 8, 2016

Churning while burning

Multiple partners performing a merry go round on a female while at the same time rotating and smoking a blunt.

We penetrated her as we were churning while burning.

by The Messenger July 6, 2015

churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.

“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.

by tenesmus September 11, 2016

Churning Up Pollution

Having horrible coughing fits and spitting up a lot, thus contaminating whatever is in the way.

He was churning up a lot of pollution so I moved back a few yards.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 14, 2005