Christ Chex

Communion with milk.

I just want to go up and steal the whole communion bowl and go home and pour milk in it! Christ Chex!-Dane Cook

by 13 March 26, 2003

Chex mix

An orgy with multiple races.

That chex mix last night was insane.

by Jane Design July 23, 2012

chexican

A person who is half Chinese and half Mexican. Thus, they are Chexican

Danny is such a douche what a Chexican bastard

by Robert Williamson April 15, 2005

chexican

A person of chinese and mexican decent. Very hard to pinpoint people like this.

Is he chinese or mexican? I can't tell, so he must be chexican.

by Sula February 2, 2005

Chexing

During sex, it is the act of which a woman or a man bites off (or rips off with their mouth) his/her sex mate's penis. The man or woman could also bite off the female sex mate's breast. It is a more painful experience than pleasurable, and the person who was chexed can only survive for so long with our his gentiles. However, a woman who had her breast chexed off has a better rate of surviving than a male without his penis.

1. "Whoa, dude! There is no bulge in your pants! Did you get chexed?"
"Yeah, and it hurts like hell. My doctor says I will only live for one more week."

2. "Holy shit Martha! Do you have breast cancer? Why do you only have one boob?"
"No, I just got chexed a couple nights ago."

3. "Hey Kevin shouldn't we be chexing tonight? Are you ready to have your dick bitten off?"
"Hell no. I wont live for long if we do that. Let's just go for anal, okay?"

by BeadedDragon600 December 30, 2013

wheat chex

These are the boldest of the chex family. The flavor puts corn and rice chex to shame.

I just ate some of the best netty cereal I have ever had. Wheat Chex really get me going in the morning. Forget the Rice and Corn... my shit is with the wheat.

by Rob R. December 3, 2006

chexting

cheating via text messaging.

if you are in a relationship, but are basically in love with another girl (i.e. the "girl next door"), and you choose to converse and address this "other girl" in an exceptionally flirtatious and secretive texting manner, thus, you are chexting.

Example: "Mmm..kinky! What's your favorite position?" or "Spill it before I have to spank you!" or "Imma be like a waffle cone that's dripping down to the floor" or "My back hurts babe...prolly from lifting u lol...next time i'll lift you and put u in that position u like so much...deal?" or "will u bare my children?" or "maybe i'll earn a kiss b4 u leave" or "I love you...wanna b my girl?"

"OMG he has a girlfriend and he sends that other girl such flirty/naughty texts...he's so chexting!"

by Sophia100186 November 28, 2006