Chromebook

A chromebook is a device of which uses the bare minimum of technologies humans have built. However, it does run its own operating system, which is pretty cool. Conversely, it's generally a piece of shit.

Really? A chromebook? Man, I never knew you were such a cheap ass!

by Real_World_Definitions April 29, 2019

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a computer thats complete shit and can only use fucking chrome and cant even run the exe version of ssf2 and has and can only run 360p without lagging any higher and it will lag.

<mom> i have enough money to buy you a new pc
<kid> yay
<a few days later>
<kid> yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
<kid> alright time to do suicide

by chrome os March 7, 2021

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the slowest god dang thing ever

"Man: Wow my computer is so slow."
"Other Man: Why?"
"Man: Because my mom got me a Chromebook instead of a gaming PC."

by Bloxifier May 5, 2022

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A piece of shit computer that is used by schools because they just want to give kids bad computers. They only have stuff that is related to google, they can't have 1080p youtube videos, don't have caps lock, and have ads saying that it can run games.

My computer runs on windows 3.5 and can still to more stuff than a chromebook.

by Jqoi Zunderlat November 16, 2020

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A useless "laptop" that you cant run original doom on. They are way too expensive for what they can do, and yeah i guess its good for kids but just get a decent windows laptop for them. At least it will be cheaper.

Person 1: "I bought a Chromebook and its terrible! It cant even do anything besides run google meet horribly."
Person 2: "How much was it?"
Person 1: "1000 bucks"
Person 2: "WHAT THE FUCK???? HOW?? WHY??? IS THAT LEGAL????"

by ramsenn February 26, 2021

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