chooching

To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

by Souttron, Papa D August 1, 2009

Chouping

the act of "raving" inside your own head while attempting to do errands, frequently dancing pretending like you are wearing glow-light gloves.

PJ can typically be seen chouping when he is blacked out around alcohol, weed, and adderall.

by Roommate6079 March 3, 2011

Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice May 1, 2015

Chopping board chest

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

by Alloy June 20, 2020

Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

chopping

also 'choppin'

To flirt. Often used with incorrect grammar.

Frank: Oooooh, Jimmy be choppin'!

Jimmy: Frank, for the last time, she's my sister. I am not chopping.

by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009