Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

chook chaser

(n.) A clapped out motorbike. A trail or motocross bike. Taken from motorbikes used on farms used to 'chase' chickens.

Get on the chook chaser and round up the sheep.

Sweet, whendya get the new chook chaser?

by Em Dee October 3, 2005

Chookter

Someone living in the North of Scotland, or in the middle of nowhere.

Sometimes used in reference to a sheep shagger.

Who's that chookter staring at my sheep?

by Churd April 24, 2006

Chookup

Dating for a short time, just for the sake of hooking up.

A mixture of hooking up and dating.

There is also a dance called the chookup dance:
Shake your hair/head in a quick motion and say "HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, sad."

*Short time meaning a week or less.*

Sonja: "Are you guys dating now?"
Emmanuella: "No, it was more of a chookup."

by KurtForever January 19, 2011

Chook-a-dook

When you see something that you really like you would exclaim, “Chook-a-dook”. The phrase is pronounced like the word look or book.

Origin: Canada (Nova Scotia) since 1974.

That dinner was chook-a-dook! I will order it again.

Wow, chook-a-dook to that guy. I love him.

by DKS799 October 8, 2018

chookli

a very attractive person, especially a woman.

My pretty little chookli.

by gee12391 January 8, 2019

Chooker

Chooker = Chat Hooker: A girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. It could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. Or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.

My mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!

by Deserter2.1 May 16, 2011