Chodemander

When a person with a chode opens up the end of their pee hole, so that the pee hole looks like a little mouth on a salamander.

Oh man, when I stick this Q-tip in my chode it looks like a chodemander.

by Poops Mc Gee August 6, 2008

Chodeloader

an AOL chode who wants you to use AOL

these stupid chodeloaders kept trying to download AOL on my computer

by briyon May 21, 2008

chode mode

when your wanker is in such a state that it is shriveled up to the size of a chode.

Bro it's freezing! I'm in total chode mode!

by hhhhhwhatttt! August 25, 2010

chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

chodedemliciousness

a word that describes how damn good something tastes

person1: what does that ice cream taste like?
person2: mmmmmmm chodedemliciousness

by kenwinlam January 28, 2009

chodemobile

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.

by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

chodemeleon

A person with a chode (Usually extra tiny) that can blend into their surroundings as not to arouse suspicion of their chode.

Dude1:Hey man did you see Ben?

Dude2:No he is totally invisible in that crowd.

Dude1:I know he is using is chodemeleon skills to blend in.

Dude2:He just doesn't want people to know that he has a chode.

by Ninja416 April 1, 2010