chocolate-chip banana 

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.

When my girlfriend doesn't listen I give her a chocolate-chip banana.

chocolate-chip banana by Dave Boner September 10, 2004

Chocolate-Coated Banana 

The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

Chocolate-Coated Banana by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021

The Chocolate Covered Banana 

when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Chocolate Covered Banana by Keanu Reeves April 23, 2005

Chocolate Coated banana 

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.

Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

Chocolate Coated banana by Sniff the Coke May 4, 2008

Chocolate coated banana bender 

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

Chocolate coated banana bender by Mendax June 23, 2014

chocolate covered banana 

1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth

Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.

chocolate covered banana by Tyler Robert Fletcher January 11, 2008

Chocolate Covered Banana 

When yoir significant other takes a large amount of laxatives and while you are hitting from behing she profusely defecates on the others penis.

Me and Big Bertha just did a Chocolate Covered Banana, things got a little messy.

Chocolate Covered Banana by Gerald Pinkstinker May 4, 2021