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Chocolate banana

Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick
“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”
by Cy78 July 31, 2020
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Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere
Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.
by Sydw33d February 9, 2023
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Chocolate Banana

What a guy does anal with a hooker and the hooker proceeds to give the guy a blowjob without cleansing the penis.
“She said that Chocolate Banana was delicious last night.”
by LickDick489777 October 18, 2018
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Chocolate banana

When someone with diarrhea defecates on their partners penis during anal sex.
Yeah dude, this girl I met at the club had some crazy explosive diarrhea and gave me a chocolate banana right before I came in her.
by Diddyfan July 6, 2025
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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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chocolate banana

the act of shoving a banana up someone's ass and then eating it
i did a chocolate banana on my cousin yesterday
by cock!?! March 15, 2021
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chocolate covered banana

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude
by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022
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