Chinese Sky Candy

Fireworks

There's enough chinese sky candy here to put both you away for a long while

by Canlo1 October 9, 2011

Chinese Lighthouse

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

your dog speaks chinese

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel

Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese

by sujark November 19, 2020

Ancient Chinese Secret

A common product or process, that is available to anyone, but is passed off by the person using it as if it were secret or uncommon.

The owner of the laundry told the customer that he knew an "Ancient Chinese Secret" for getting his customer's clothes so clean, but his wife knew that he used a common detergent that anyone could buy.

by Orlando_Taz March 29, 2013

chinese raccoon

An Asian or oriental person, who hangs around the canteen or dining area eagerly awaiting free food or left overs. They may even search through sell by dates on the back of crisps or chocolate in the hope they'll get them cheap or for nothing

Amanda: "does anyone want these monster munch for nothing?????"

Paul: " fucking hell did you see how fast Ray was there?? if there's owt for nowt hes like a chinese raccoon."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

Chinese snub

Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap. This is not when the Chinese fail to roll out a red carpet for the U.S. President, as some media outlets suggest.

Trevor Noah said he heard the trick is to stop pulling when you find yourself in a Chinese snub.

by anthawi September 6, 2016

Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021