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China Sucks

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China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.

The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.
"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."
by Dr. Carey Perkins October 2, 2022
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a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.
Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."
by James Caldwell Maximus III April 26, 2009
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bull in a china shop

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a big, reckless person in a room full of fragile things
Imagine a 300-pound football player at a tea party, and you have a bull in a china shop.
by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
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chia seed

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A Chia Seed is a person who has no grammar-sense and misspells things a lot.
That must be a Chia Seed - they're misspelling everything.
by Basil Chicken September 18, 2020
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Chia Seed

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The average white, vegan, school shooter, cross-country runner.
GARY STOP BEING SUCH A CHIA SEED MUNCHER
by Chia Monster March 15, 2023
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Fucked China sideways

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A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.
Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.
by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017
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Originally the belief that a meltdown of a nuclear facility would result in such extreme temperatures that the reactor core would melt clean through the earth, coming out on the other side i.e. China. Can also be used to describe any catastrophe.
Wow that film last night was a bad case of china syndrome

Homer: But Mr. Burns gave me my job, and he hasn't fired me even after three meltdowns and one China Syndrome! I can't betray him!
by JKrahe August 7, 2007
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