China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.
The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.
The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.
"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."
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Get the China Sucks mug.a twist on the old idiom to describe yourself or someone with a large penis. It is hyperbole in most respects but also speaks for the extreme close quarters that one encounters in some china shops. It could also be used sarcastically if someone is known to have a penis of below the average size.
Jim- "Hey Jane i saw your boyfriends wang in the shower at the gym last week, im not surprised that he's been a little shy in the bedroom."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."
Jane- "Do you mean its small or something?"
Jim- "Lets just say he wouldnt have a problem having a boner in a china shop."
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