chardon

lived in chardon for 19 years...it is small town USA...the type of place that you always want to leave and then when you do you want to go back

home of a great public school football program

by jarod October 16, 2004

Chardnney

Talk a lot and a blunt person but still full hearted and interesting. One of the prettiest girls you’ll ever meet!

“Oh my gosh! It’s that’s beautiful girl Chardnney!”

by Realisttt October 9, 2017

charboner

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.

Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.

by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008

Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

rombauer chardonnay

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

by Red Corvette July 3, 2017

chardon

What occurs to a person upon greatly enjoying some chardonnay. Popular amongst housewives in Orange County.

Oh my god this wine is giving me such a huge chardon right now.

by BufordX December 31, 2010

Chardon

a city in northeastern Ohio, home of the hilltoppers (TOPPER POWER!!) sweet football games, the maple festival, excellant (but small) schools and well thats about it :)

people of chardon are known as chardonians -- GO TOPPERS

by a chardonian July 14, 2005