fast chaplin

The act of pulling your penis out of ones anus and jabbing the upper lip of another, leaving a shit stain that looks like charlie chaplin's stash. Almost a dirty sanchez but not quite.

I seen your wife at work today, That shit bag copy machine repair man had left her with a fast chaplin again.

by Random C April 03, 2009

Charlie Chaplin's Moustache

Similar to Hitler's Mustache except his is older and cooler.

Bob: Do you see that guy with the Hitler Moustache?
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.

by DatMAN August 04, 2016

John Chaplin

A sped black kid that goes to my school. He's funny but dumb as hell

Person 1: oh shit, it's John Chaplin!

by ballsack_toucher69420 April 15, 2022

Charlie Chaplined

To be exiled from the country you are a citizen of while in route to visit another country.

Fuck man, I just got Charlie Chaplined. Fuck that country, this country is better than that one.

by BIGANDY41 March 28, 2016

Sage Chaplin

A title given to a senior sage. There are 7 sages of Too Straightness but only 2 hold this tile. A sage must live and abide by the Contract of Too Straightness

The wisdom Sage Chaplin spoke was enlightening

by Sage Chaplin November 13, 2023