Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

creaking

laughing so hard that your crying

YOOO Gary is straight creaking

by monkey2cody April 10, 2019

creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.

"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"

by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009

ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007

Creaning

the process of turning one's coaching staff over at an incredible rate as they leave for lesser or lateral jobs due to their boss.

once again Marquette University lost it's entire assistant coaching staff in an annual creaning of the guard.

by Coach Strohm May 4, 2009

creaming your dill

-give a hand-job
-jerk off

We would go into the room and i would cream your dill.

by Rui May 26, 2005

cryaling

verb. (cry-uh-ling)
A new level of crying
past the point of depression
past the point of hope
cryaling will not make you want to die, it will make you dead

After thinking about my life for all of one second, I began cryaling uncontrollably.

by A-Cryaling-Little-Crap December 18, 2018