Truly, the most heinous hairstyle to grace the heads of celebrities and plebeians alike. Universally unflattering (with the exception of Sarah Jessica Parker), this coiffure accentuates all unfortunate features and could turn even Helen of Troy into Medusa. And even Medusa knew not to divide her snakes down the middle.
Also known as: "fashion faux part"
Also known as: "fashion faux part"
Ugly bitch: "Fergie has the most disgusting hair in the world. Why is it so awful?"
Trendy bitch: "Because she has a center part, duh... just like yours."
Trendy bitch: "Because she has a center part, duh... just like yours."
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Person One: Did you see they way Bobby was wearing his pants inside out last night?
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Person Three: His Center of Attention Deficit Disorder is out of control.
Person Two: Did you hear him telling everybody where he is spending the summer?
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Center Axis Relock (CAR) is a shooting system primarily intended for close quarters battle invented by Paul Castle.
The CAR system features a bladed stance (the shooter's weak-side shoulder facing the target), a close-to-body firearm hold, and sighted or non-sighted fire as the situation dictates. This differs from other shooting styles such as the Weaver which feature a more squared stance (i.e. facing the target more squarely) with the pistol held squarely in front of the face and some form of sighted fire.
The CAR system is primarily intended for handgun shooting although it can also be used with long guns, batons, tasers and OC sprays.
The CAR system features a bladed stance (the shooter's weak-side shoulder facing the target), a close-to-body firearm hold, and sighted or non-sighted fire as the situation dictates. This differs from other shooting styles such as the Weaver which feature a more squared stance (i.e. facing the target more squarely) with the pistol held squarely in front of the face and some form of sighted fire.
The CAR system is primarily intended for handgun shooting although it can also be used with long guns, batons, tasers and OC sprays.
by wanadan February 3, 2010
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at a baseball game, you show up to find your seat taken by a senior citizen, so instead you sit in someone else's seat, rather than disturb the poor center citizen.
by will von February 16, 2009
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They'll trade one a $100k/yr Java coder stateside for a half dozen Sanjeev's in the Center of Excellence in Bangalore.
The Center of Excellence contributes directly to shareholder value, i.e. executive bonuses.
The Center of Excellence is in Bangalore. That makes Austin the Center of Expensive Mediocrity.
The Center of Excellence contributes directly to shareholder value, i.e. executive bonuses.
The Center of Excellence is in Bangalore. That makes Austin the Center of Expensive Mediocrity.
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My girl friend got on top of me and continued the BBBJ and presented me with some center cut delight.
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