caledonia

a cow town in michigan that i'm graduating from in a week

Caledonia is a hick boring ass town.

by ruby May 13, 2003

Caledonia

A small town that is full of stupid people, really boring, and I is really a big town of posers....It is a good place for coffee though.

Oh well, I moving out of hear anyway..got a little bored in class.

Caledonia is a dusty town like your mom's *****

by Edwardooia March 19, 2011

caledonia

a forever crippled bitch

*some guy broke his leg*
another guy: ur a caledonia

by quenchurthirst January 9, 2019

ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

Caledonia

A town behind closed doors where everybody sleeps with everybody.

Caledonia is full of swingers

by Potatopoop1978 September 15, 2016

caledonia corvairs

can be the shittiest or best hockey team ever. depending on how much effort they put in the season. community of caledonia ontario junior c niagara district.

head coach dan brown

jamie: tryin out for caledonia corvairs this year?
brandon: idk im thinking junior b, might be goin out for stoney creek.

jamie: man, were fucked so many people are leaving this year

brandon: i might, cale has to win one season. cant let people think were shit. we need some decent hockey players...

by autoloop456 August 23, 2011

celadonia

Celadonia is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s the funniest and goofiest person alive. She’s somewhat sweet and kinda towards others. If you ever encounter a Celadonia, befriend her. (Or catch her in your pokeball)

“OH SHIT I JUST SAW A RARE CELADONIA!! WE GOTS 2 CATCH HER”

by katyakathepestperson May 26, 2021