strawberry celebration

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.

Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!

by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008

celebrasian

Word fusion of "celebrity Asian."

A famous Asian.

Not to be confused with a crAsian.

Bai Ling is a celebrasian.

by Adam CE September 4, 2008

Saucy Celebration

Referring to the popular McDonalds sandwich ("My saucy celebration" as advertised on posters) which can be mistaken for the climax of sexual intercourse.

Last night me and my girlfriend had a saucy celebration in bed!

by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011

Cheerleader celebration

When two cheerleaders have sex because of a big win. Generally girl on girl and can sometimes make one fall for the other. Usually happens because they are stimulated after the game.

After the big win the whole squad went a party and Lizzie and Debbie had Cheerleader celebration. Lizzie now has lingering feelings for her.

by Cheerleader4today May 12, 2012

celebrisigner

Celebrities who have no formal training in fashion designing but are venturing into the fashion design industry.

Justin Timberlake is just another celebrisigner and I think he should just stick to singing.

by KneeDu November 1, 2007

celebratio

Performing fellatio during a celebration or holiday.

It's my birthday and my girlfriend is gonna give me some celebratio

by shlemkevich December 19, 2008

Celebration Person

A Person who becomes overly enthusiastic about celebratory events: Birthdays, Christmas, Easter, New Year’s Eve, St Patricks Day, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, Pancake Day, Pirate Day, Australia Day.

Common behaviour characteristics include putting up decorations, spending excessive amounts of money on presents, wearing birthday sashes or badges, cooking special celebration food, setting up the Christmas tree on the 1st of December, wearing associated coloured clothes, singing Christmas carols. Even if this behaviour isolates them from the group they continue to try and persuade others to conform to their happy ways.

In extreme cases the 'Celebration Person' may develop 'celebration princess syndrome' (CPS), they will become extremely upset if variables of the celebration are not perfect. If an individual you know has CPS always ensure that you comply with their ridiculous demands. And beware because 84% will transform into a bridezilla.

Person 1: "Why is Emily making St Patrick's Day cupcakes?"

Person 2: "She is a celebration person."

Person 1: " Oh Sh*t we better make sure we get her a cake for her birthday, she might have CPS!"

by -Gayel April 2, 2011