I could care less

Wrong slang. It's supposed to be "I couldn't care less" - because I have no interest. "I could care less" means there is some interest.

"Leaving? I couldn't care less."

by ninedots December 3, 2004

Carea

A womans name. Carea's are known for their beauty, and for their thespian abilities. Carea's also excell at medical tasks such as radiology.

I played a video game with a girl named Carea.

by Zultar1976 February 5, 2010

hack care

don't care; or less care.

My mom always nag on me though i hack care n just ignore.

by StanXX July 16, 2008

shit of my career

A landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief.

"I just had the shit of my career," Amy said with a sly grin.

by texasguy September 28, 2006

Joshua Carberry

A total pudge, loves to eat, obsessed with cod, cant get a gurl, decent cook, disrespects the bro code, michael floyds bitch, bandwagoner...florida, pussy

I was pulling a Joshua Carberry when i was sitting on my couch friday night

by geparto October 24, 2010

i could care less

an expression that idiots use when they don't care about something or have no interest in something. what they really mean is "i couldn't care less"

john: this video game is so good. i could play it forever
jim: i could care less. i hate video games.
john: wait, so you could care less.... that means that you care somewhat. you mean "i couldn't care less"?
jim: what? no. i don't give a shit about your dumb video game.
john: you're a fucking retard.

by zach the sach July 31, 2008

Career

Something that society forces upon people, esp. nowadays. If you do not have a career, people automatically assume you are a lazy good-for-nothing bum. An unnecessary thing to have, and it's a shame that so many people spend all their lives aspiring to have a career. The concept is installed into most western children from birth, as their first twenty-odd years of their life is dedicated to "education", which generally teaches people to become "clever". Being "clever" means you will have a "good" career.

The majority of humans hate their careers, and up dying miserable. But hey, at least they paid off their mortgage.

Also, a pretentious way of saying "job".

"Careers are a twentieth century invention, and I don't want one" - Christopher McCandless:

by GenericPseudonym10621 May 30, 2009