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Magnus Carlsen

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"
by ChessLegend December 4, 2020
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Mike Carden

A founding member and guitarist of the greatest band on Earth, The Academy Is....

He currently provides the rhythm guitar to Michael Guy Chislett's lead guitar. He also sings backup vocals on two of TAI's songs: he sings "intoxicated circulation" on "Neighbors" and miscellaneous backups on "Slow Down."

He and William Beckett had once been cross-town rivals in the Chicago underground scene, but they eventually befriended each other at local concerts and started up TAI in 2002. This is also known as a fairytale come true.

Mike is known for his classic, half-smiling/open-mouthed shredding faces onstage, where he always stands on the far right side (on William's left).

The one word that can most accurately describe Mike is cute, because that's what he is.

However, Mike was not cute in the evil clown costume that he sported on Halloween, in 2007. He was terrifying then.

Pretty much everyone loves Mike. He's just a likeable guy, who for some reason seems to never know precisely what's going on.

For more information, check out Jack the Camera Guy's episode(s) of TAI TV "The Chronicles of Mike Carden." Jack made a pie chart.
Jack: So, you're saying you're kinda like the fluff on top of, uh, yams on Thanksgiving dinner?

Mike Carden: Yeah, when you eat it with all your friends.... It's tasty.
by alisontoxicated circulation. February 3, 2008
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call me carson

A sexy person that is truly a god at minecraft, and has a big mine shaft.
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The Mid Carson Coalition

An awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from Guernsey, packed full of sexy, well hung men.
"Mid Carson are dam good, I'd dick em"
by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005
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Marie-Carmen

The beautiful Marie-Carmen is a highly emotional, creative, communicative, female with great organizational skills. She loves company as well as being with herself, but if she shares her company with you, you got lucky. She is a great listener and cheers you up whenever you need it. She is very caring and shares everything with the ones she loves.

Although she is often tempted by adventure, she seeks security and stability.

She is very sensitive to the family environment and easily shaken by emotional disappointment, in which case she is likely to become withdrawn, blocking the world out and fleeing reality.
However on the outside she usually appears light-hearted and happy-go-lucky, impulsive, and as if she doesn't mince her words. If you meet a Marie-Carmen you’ll realize as soon as you see her bright smile and feel her aura. So be aware!
Marie-Carmen is amazing the best 2 in 1 person you’ll ever meet.
by Myslf November 23, 2021
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Magnus Carlsen

Ludwig's Big Fan
"Magnus, what is your opinion about PogChamps 3?"
Magnus Carlsen: "I'd never stoop as low as to watch it myself though. If I did watch, I'd probably be rooting for Ludwig"
by AnaPaulaNakamura April 9, 2021
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spur of the moment carsex

When going down on him is taking too long, he tells you to take off your pants and he climbs on top in the front seat.
OMG! Last night I had THE best spur of the moment carsex ever!
by vanityinsanity September 1, 2009
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