Cantacular

The supposition that beer in cans is better than beer in bottles because it 1) stays fresh longer, 2) is easier to transport and 3) has a lower environmental impact.

Luke: I didn't know they put Sly Fox IPA in cans, they're awesome!
Darth: Yeah, could this day possibly get any more cantacular?
Luke: High five my brother!

by sans sheriff February 19, 2010

Cantember

The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.

"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."

by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018

Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Jesus cant spell

A fat lard mexican headass that cant spell and shoves shit up uis ass

Me:Yo jesus cant spell , you're a faggot
Jesus cant spell: goddamnit

by Asscheecks January 14, 2019

Canterbury

A City in South-East England. With a Cathedral. And some parks. And a lotta buses. And 2 Waterstone's that are back to back with each other, which is pointless!

Bruv, you live in Canterbury wiv the big Cafedrull and stuff?

by Stuzzagal July 8, 2011

Cantaloupic

The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!

My friend Joanna is a real cantaloupic!

by Cantaloupes4Ever June 15, 2017

why cant i write a definition

it isnt letting me

wtf why cant i write a definition i had to write htat out becuase it wouldnet let me submit ot othewise

by liam says poppy has 37 cs April 27, 2020