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step above a cardboard box

(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.
1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"

Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."

2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."

Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"
by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007
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A Cardboard-Box

The WEST SIDE commonly refers to as a dancing spot.
by xXxTaZiAxXx September 20, 2005
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Little fish, big fish, cardboard box

The beginning to the disstack to end all disstracks. ImAllexx Insults commentary channel WillNE and then Memeulous, Pyrocynical and Kavos in his perfect video “Commentary Cancer ”
Little fish, big fish, cardboard box, wills got a head like a minecraft block...
by One_True_Lad March 13, 2020
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A Cardboard-Box

a southern poor person's home that lives up in them there mountains.
Jess lives in a cardboard box with her dog and her deer named buckie.
by poohie November 12, 2003
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wet cat in a cardboard box rizz.

"Wet cat in a cardboard box rizz" can be used to describe someone so pathetic and or innocent, that you feel the need to date them, out of pity, or sympathy. Like how if you see a cat abandoned in a box on the side of a rainy street, you feel compelled to pick them up, and take care of them.
"I met this girl the other day, she was so lonely, and stumbled over her words a lot, but I gave her my number, because she had wet cat in a cardboard box rizz."
by wet cat April 26, 2025
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big box, little box, cardboard fish

Alteration of "Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box" routine - coined at Gosport Youth Festival '08 by group of overexcited metalheads high on the band Leviathan...
They totally geeked out and bombed into the "Big Box, Little Box, Cardboard Fish" routine!!
by cardboard*fish*girl June 29, 2008
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Cardboard Boxers

When you're a preteen and you feel a little rambunctious and horny and the rents go in your room to pick up the laundry an find hard boxers from last night's fun....oh they know....they always know what you did.
Little Timmy shoved his cardboard boxers into Dorothy's face making her smell his dehydrated love juice.

My mother found the cardboard boxers from when i fooked Betsy in the back seat of my minivan....
by Polish Avenger May 5, 2006
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