Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

carbone

Italian last name. Popular in the tri state area.

Did you see that italian guy? no....o i thought it was carbone

by mark yalz January 15, 2008

995 carbine

a semi automatic assualt rifle that is highly reliable made by Hi-Point firearms (not sure about name) thatwas popularised by the columbine massacre

oh shit eric just pulled out a 995 carbine, no escape from him!

by The Great Corholio March 9, 2017

Carbuncle

A small white corral growth on the sphincter.

The proctologist cautiously removed Andre's vicious carbuncle.

by Drgonzo November 18, 2003

Carbone

To do something stupid, mainly as a result of not thinking it through beforehand.

"Don't Carbone closing the big account. If we lose their business we might go under."

"We're lost, you don't have a map, we're out of gas and you forget the beer. You really Carboned this road trip."

by FrenchieHammer February 5, 2009

monstrous carbuncle

A hideous waste of public money, often on a meaningless edifice of British national pride, probably built by a German contractor.

Comedy Pyramid

That new German-built monument of British pride is a monstrous carbuncle...

by TheIan October 22, 2003

carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006