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Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.
Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."
by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
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Cannen

Pronounced "can-en".
A name for a boy who is patient, calm, and collected. Someone who is truly selfless and puts others before himself. He is a protector, a caregiver, and a supporter. He is polite, a leader, someone who takes control, but also stays true to his inner child. A person who wants to give the world to those he loves, and expects nothing in return.
"Who is that guy over there? He's sort of quiet."
"That's Cannen. He's really sweet and pretty funny once you get to know him."
by iknoim December 21, 2013
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Cannery

The state of being cool.

Synonym for "coolness" but actually more cool.
It comes from the slang "vacano" or "vacaneria" which means cool/great.
"That's cannery"
"Yo, that's so cannery"
by jeanisimo March 26, 2017
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Canned Strategy

The idea that there are already sucessful strategies that can be used in every situation.

The usage of them doesn't require experience if it is informed by expertise.
She used a canned strategy to increases her odds.
by Pseuso April 17, 2020
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canned tuna

when a girl wears leather pants the smell from her vagina stays trapped inside until the pants come off.
Wow she has been wearing those leather pants all day, her vagina must smell like canned tuna
by Peter Mariano January 16, 2008
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Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.
Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Canned Heat

A substance which can be found in the heels of an amazing dancer, causing said dancer to get down, down, down, down upon hearing that boogey rhythm.
DANCE! nothin' left for me to do but DANCE! All these bad times I'm goin' through just DANCE! Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight baby
by OTC Original Tavern Crew May 10, 2005
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