The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute
fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a
YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a
dick! Here at
fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "
true love". Need any
extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.
Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.