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Cambridge Creamsicle 

Orange vanilla seltzer, usually non-alcoholic and often of the Polar Seltzer brand. Growing in popularity among students at Harvard as a healthy yet trendy drink option at social gatherings.
Me: hey man, can I get you anything to drink?
Friend: for sure, thanks. I’d love a Cambridge creamsicle if you have any left!
Cambridge Creamsicle by Pinguin123 February 9, 2022

Cambridge, Ohio 

A boring place made up of lots of old people, but does have its fair share of young people. There's absolutely nothing to do here, most of the young people look forward to getting their drivers license so they can actually go somewhere. People who aren't old enough for their license walk everywhere. And lots of people in the middle and high school that can't find anything to do smoke weed and get drunk.
Me (A bored Cambridge, Ohio kid): "Hey, how are you and your boyfriend?"

My friend (Another bored Cambridge, Ohio kid): "Not good, he's been out drinking and getting high with his friends."

Me: "Well it is Cambridge."

cambridge high school

A magical school where brothers and sisters from Milton and Alpharetta come together and turn up. Lax bros think they're the shit and always get busted with MIP's or underage drinking. Dr Principal is one of the trillest niggas, he need mad respect. Athletic coach the dude all girls think it hot, he chill, but he aint know what to do but show kids movies for "education" teachers otherwise are young and some are pretty hot. The hallways are always crowded and parking lots are full or jeeps and trucks. The struggle is having a spot in the back.
Yo I go to Cambridge High school in Milton Georgia, not England.

Cambridge, US 

Cambridge is the best place in the world: home of Harvard University, Harvard Square, and some really creepy people. It is the home of Ben Affleck, and other celebrities. Cambridge is just the best place EVER.
Dude A, "Wow! Did you see that Cambridge, US?"
Dude B, "I know, Dude! It was the best city EVER!!"
Cambridge, US by Dialoo March 26, 2011

Cambridge Latin Course 

A series of Latin textbooks that are popular in high schools. You will never guess where Caecilius is!
Cambridge Latin Course, every 2 pages: Caecilius est in horto.

Cambridge, Minnesota 

The town where 14 year olds get pregnant by 27 year olds, drug deals go down in the McDonald's parking lot , 13 year old pot heads roam the streets, and where people judge you for absolute fucking reason. Need a temporary friendship that lasts for 4 days? That's nothing Cambridge can't do for you! Need a boyfriend/girlfriend just for the sake that you can say you have one? Cambridge has got your back! Want to be a true thug? Visit the crematorium, and hang out at the skate park! Have absolutely no talent, and can't sing for shit? That's OK, make a YouTube channel anways, and feed off of the "compliments". Trying to get popular? Simple, suck a dick! Here at fuckboy city, girls and guys find a new 'significant other' each and every week, and call it "true love". Need any extra makeup? The fake girls here have plenty caked on their face, just for you! Virgin? God forbid, you're a slut.

Book your visit today, to meet all the narcissistic sluts and fuckboys of Cambridge, Minnesota. We have everything you need to fuck you up emotionally, and question your existence.
Hmm, you're a judgmental bitch, must be from Cambridge, Minnesota.