crum bum

Someone who has little motivation to better their life and will be a lifer foreverchild.

I've been one before.
Takes one to know one.
You can grow out of it, if you don't have severe brain damage.
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crum bum by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

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Crum Bum

Someone late to the market who's wants buy your bitcoin crum's in the begining of a bull run. Legacy finance professionals, gold bugs, anyone who called Bitcoin rat poison. Friends, or colleuges, who laughed at you years ago buying but now want buy some them selfs.

Ya those guys at Black Rock are real Crum Bums

Crum Bum by Hodl Master June 6, 2024

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Bum Crumbs

The sprinkles of fecal matter, rolled up tissue and odd arse crack pube that is often found left on the back of the toilet seat post-poo.

Usually left behind by an over-enthusiastic wiper.

(Often confused with Chuff Nuts which are bum crumbs that remain attached to the crack hair)

Yeh I noticed I'd left a shit-ton of bum crumbs behind; looked like someone had been eating a chocolate biscuit over the back of the bog.

Ah fuck! Dave's left a load of bloody bum crumbs around the toilet again. That guy needs to stop wiping his arse like he's trying to polish his Rusty Sheriff's Badge. Dirty bastard!

Bum Crumbs by Poo Review December 2, 2010