The Old Cremator

when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party

"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"

by Goontavious III Gonnius II March 26, 2025

content cremator

Person who puts up the crappiest content ever.

I never look at his stuff. He’s a content cremator.

by Screaming Old Man April 18, 2022

Cremation grease fire 🔥

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.

When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025

ice cremation

when someone ejaculates on an ice cube and forces it into their partners mouth. they r then shoved in a coffin and burnt alive with the cum icecube in their mouth until theyre r nothing but a pile of ashes. Then, they make ice cream out of the ashes, and then sticks it up there ass, for some sweetcorn sprinkles extra special chocolate sauce, and then they eat it and force another to also so the curse of ice cremation spreads to all.

Girl: Can you Ice cremation me?
Boy: Yea sure! When do you want to?
Girl: Right now daddy

by Kylie lips February 12, 2025

Cremate your future kids

yes

Cremate your future kids

by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021

The Cremation Question

A question made by Tumblr user @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: "If you were cremated and had your ashes turned into a vinyl record that could play only one song, what song would it play?" This question is often asked to celebrities on Tumblr.

John: Did you hear that your favorite band is doing a Q&A on Tumblr?
Sarah: Yeah! I think I'll ask them The Cremation Question.

by thatdudenoah June 24, 2020

The Cremation Question

The Cremation Question is a question that famous Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses asked several celebrities, with reactions varying from confused to disturbed.

guy1: Hey dude! if your ashes were turned into a vinyl, what song would it play?
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!

by Ultimate-Rowlet June 24, 2020