The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.
by CthulhuOgrelord November 16, 2020
Man: OMg MY CPU USAGE IS AT 1039847573992759674% ITs So BAD HeLp it HAS LOTS OF BITCOINS
SOME RANDOM KID: LOLOL YOUR BURNING YOUR CPU
SOME RANDOM KID: LOLOL YOUR BURNING YOUR CPU
by MrPhoton June 6, 2018
Noun
1. The unexpected and precipitous seizure of the processor, which is responsible for executing instructions through other parts of the computer's integrated circuits.
Abbreviation: SCA
1. The unexpected and precipitous seizure of the processor, which is responsible for executing instructions through other parts of the computer's integrated circuits.
Abbreviation: SCA
by word.doc June 29, 2009
A central processing unit (CPU), also called a central processor, main processor or just processor, is the electronic circuitry that executes instructions comprising a computer program. The CPU performs basic arithmetic, logic, controlling, and input/output (I/O) operations specified by the instructions in the program. This contrasts with external components such as main memory and I/O circuitry, and specialized processors such as graphics processing units (GPUs).
by Hardrum March 28, 2022
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a. Noun
A computer's Central Processing Unit (CPU); considered the brain of the computer, it is a small chip that sits in a special socket on the motherboard and processes instructions and calculations that allow the computer to function, then feeds them to the other components. High-end CPUs are often used alongside high-end GPUs by enthusiast PC users to run demanding programs more efficiently.
The clock speed, or performance, of the CPU is measured in clock cycles per second, or Gigahertz (GHz) and Megahertz (MHz), and can be overclocked to give it a boost.
b. Noun
An innocent piece of computer hardware that was swarmed by nerds who project their feelings of inadequacy and lack of purpose onto it and its manufacturers who ultimately don't care about any of them.
A computer's Central Processing Unit (CPU); considered the brain of the computer, it is a small chip that sits in a special socket on the motherboard and processes instructions and calculations that allow the computer to function, then feeds them to the other components. High-end CPUs are often used alongside high-end GPUs by enthusiast PC users to run demanding programs more efficiently.
The clock speed, or performance, of the CPU is measured in clock cycles per second, or Gigahertz (GHz) and Megahertz (MHz), and can be overclocked to give it a boost.
b. Noun
An innocent piece of computer hardware that was swarmed by nerds who project their feelings of inadequacy and lack of purpose onto it and its manufacturers who ultimately don't care about any of them.
Unsuspecting Normal Person:
Hi, I'm planning on building a gaming PC and I want to choose the CPU first. Does anyone have any recommendations?
Intel Fanboy:
YOU MUST BUY INTEL.
AMD Fanboy:
FUCK THAT GUY, YOU MUST BUY AMD.
(a 15-page flame war between the fanboys ensues, both sides leave enraged with the question unanswered)
Hi, I'm planning on building a gaming PC and I want to choose the CPU first. Does anyone have any recommendations?
Intel Fanboy:
YOU MUST BUY INTEL.
AMD Fanboy:
FUCK THAT GUY, YOU MUST BUY AMD.
(a 15-page flame war between the fanboys ensues, both sides leave enraged with the question unanswered)
by NYora June 12, 2018
Person 1: Can I get a CPU?
Cashier: Are you building a computer?
Person 1: No, I’m getting gold the easy way.
Cashier: Are you building a computer?
Person 1: No, I’m getting gold the easy way.
by OuvuO February 28, 2020