When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.
fag: yer i was telling her to "contour out", then il just owe her that instead.
Boss1: whats contour it out
fag: when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.
Boss2: do you mean counter it out? u fucking bellend
fag: errrr....no man, i do accountancy, i know wat im on about, even turpin was thinking i was clever!
Boss1: idiot, doesnt even know wat hes chatting about
Boss2: yer og doobie ik reckon ul rite g
Boss1: whats contour it out
fag: when you take a smaller sum of money you owe them from a larger sum that they owe you and get the amount you owe.
Boss2: do you mean counter it out? u fucking bellend
fag: errrr....no man, i do accountancy, i know wat im on about, even turpin was thinking i was clever!
Boss1: idiot, doesnt even know wat hes chatting about
Boss2: yer og doobie ik reckon ul rite g
by OG and Don Doobie January 06, 2010
The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
The aplication of light and dark make up one to two shades lighter and one to two shades darker than your base foundation to create highlights and low lights to create more contour than would normally be visible.
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See; "Easy nose contour" YouTube
See; "Need a 6 pack ASAP" ticktock
See; "Honest Donald Trump makeup recreation" YouTube
See; "How to contour Abs- make muscles pop in 5 min" youtube
by Modern Women May 24, 2025