A type of condition that is really rare. Most people are born with, others get it by surrounding yourself with cringy ass people. You might experience a inward shiver or grind you me teeth when you see the type of cringy shit they do. Most people think there will never be a cure but Maybe, hopefully, someone with find a cure for people with this condition.
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Get the dave condition mug.A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:
- Rubbed-raw feeling
- Small amounts of blood
- Intense Discomfort of the dick
- Burning/Itching of the dick
- Rubbed-raw feeling
- Small amounts of blood
- Intense Discomfort of the dick
- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?
Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!
McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!
McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010
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Get the Mint Condition mug.Within text-based conversations on the Internet, a person is said to have the Rage condition, when he or she is honestly incapable of forming a reasonable response and opinion, because in his or her perception, only the most intense and attention-drawing words or phrases of a paragraph or sentence are readable and within their cognitive grasp.
Original paragraph:
Given that sexuality and sexual attraction is on a basic level not a voluntarily chosen personality feature, but shaped by certain inborn perceptual responses and impulses to triggers such as pheromones and visual stimuli, and that those responses and inclinations are again mostly shaped by evolutionary advantageous outcomes, it's reasonable to assume and hard to deny that the majority of male animals, do intrinsically feel attraction towards females once they are fertile. But this would also mean in the case of humans, that the average male does feel (on the described basis) attracted towards adolescent girls who have physically matured to be completely fertile. That could mean in extreme cases of an early onset of puberty even as young as 10-12 years old.
This of course is entirely misfit to any reasonable social and moral imperatives in a civilized society, to the effective outcome in most people's idea of their own sexuality and to their emotional attraction towards potential partners as well as to the impact on their voluntary and involuntary sexual behavior and inclinations.
Original paragraph:
Given that sexuality and sexual attraction is on a basic level not a voluntarily chosen personality feature, but shaped by certain inborn perceptual responses and impulses to triggers such as pheromones and visual stimuli, and that those responses and inclinations are again mostly shaped by evolutionary advantageous outcomes, it's reasonable to assume and hard to deny that the majority of male animals, do intrinsically feel attraction towards females once they are fertile. But this would also mean in the case of humans, that the average male does feel (on the described basis) attracted towards adolescent girls who have physically matured to be completely fertile. That could mean in extreme cases of an early onset of puberty even as young as 10-12 years old.
This of course is entirely misfit to any reasonable social and moral imperatives in a civilized society, to the effective outcome in most people's idea of their own sexuality and to their emotional attraction towards potential partners as well as to the impact on their voluntary and involuntary sexual behavior and inclinations.
continued Understanding and openly discussing how social and moral imperatives or other factors, such as the choice of preference, commonly lead to an unproblematic effective suppression/modification of immediate sexual responses and regulated sexual urges in people and their behavior, specifically concerning the raised issue, may help to new psychological approaches and therapies for those who can't help to suffer from psychiatric disorders of sexual preference. Especially those with the most concerning disorders who have to be left without effective treatment options, i.e. pedophiles, who are statistically bound to repeat crimes such as raping and murdering children, despite all efforts to exhaust the scope of the legal system against them.
Paragraph with rage condition:
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Gfgdfg sfjfhdfkjh INVOLUNTARILY SEXUAL fdsff.
Gsdfsdf dfgdf gdjhk MORAL dggd fjjdfk sdfjkh UNPROBLEMATIC asdf UNDERSTANDg gjfgh fgkMYdjgh immediate SEXUAL RESPONSES jhkjh dfgdfg SEXUAL URGES fkgjdfjdf of CAN'T HELP SEXUAL PREFERENCE gfghhf ghg I gfghd HAVE TO BE sdhfkj PEDOPHILEdfg. affs RAPEdssd ad AND MURDERsdfsf CHILDREN dssdsd.
Rage-condition response:
You fucking child raping, self-justifying lower life form! You are a pedophile sub-human. People like you should be burned alive and shot! I will bring hell on you man, I will fuck you up.
Paragraph with rage condition:
Ddsjhk ahs SEXUAL ATTRACTION hkjfh5qw4q NOT dfgdsfdf VOLUNTARY dfggd INSTINCTUALad hrrrls ATTRACTED TOWARDS ADOLESCENT GIRLS hakfhk AS YOUNG AS 10-12 YEARS OLD.
Gfgdfg sfjfhdfkjh INVOLUNTARILY SEXUAL fdsff.
Gsdfsdf dfgdf gdjhk MORAL dggd fjjdfk sdfjkh UNPROBLEMATIC asdf UNDERSTANDg gjfgh fgkMYdjgh immediate SEXUAL RESPONSES jhkjh dfgdfg SEXUAL URGES fkgjdfjdf of CAN'T HELP SEXUAL PREFERENCE gfghhf ghg I gfghd HAVE TO BE sdhfkj PEDOPHILEdfg. affs RAPEdssd ad AND MURDERsdfsf CHILDREN dssdsd.
Rage-condition response:
You fucking child raping, self-justifying lower life form! You are a pedophile sub-human. People like you should be burned alive and shot! I will bring hell on you man, I will fuck you up.
by DFGL October 14, 2013
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You simp so much it’s like you have a disease
Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
You simp so much it’s like you have a disease
Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”
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