A giant wet/fat shit the size of rome. This shit is commonly found in the rare "ugly ass mfing monkey" species called the Abbondandolo Monkey Tribe.
by Abbondandolo Monkey Tribussy April 14, 2022

Colossal Ridiculity
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)
.. A new update of GW is available, please exit and restart..
*does*
Disconnection error x 10
... Colossal Ridiculity
*does*
Disconnection error x 10
... Colossal Ridiculity
by Lord Fureon November 6, 2007

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.
English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
by BOWER February 6, 2007

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014

A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.
Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.
by Poopyhead42069 April 26, 2020

by Jesuisjeffjeff January 13, 2020
