by Wong83 June 6, 2018
Get the Colm Smithmug. Co-host of "Hannity and Colmes" on FOX news who claims to be a 'Liberal' while attacking other Liberals.
EX:
TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...
COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.
RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.
COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.
RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...
COLMES: You need to understand my question.
BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
EX:
TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...
COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.
RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.
COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.
RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...
COLMES: You need to understand my question.
BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
by 123456789099876543234567 November 6, 2004
Get the Alan Colmesmug. One ugly bastard; a weird-looking liberal pansy who is the co-host of FOX News' "Hannity & Colmes"; the former name mentioned in the title of that show is the better one, of course. Is very ignorant of the truth, and doesn't get his facts straight before making his typical left-wing remarks. Speaking of typical, he is very ugly like the majority of Democrats.
I'm suprised Sean Hannity (The smart and far better-looking one) and Alan Colmes haven't already killed each other, or at least been fighting and literally being at each others' throats several times.
by Flatlander April 16, 2005
Get the Alan Colmesmug. 
The filthy Colm is the act of fucking a girl so hard, because you feel that your penis lacks the size to please her with mass alone, that she ends up getting scoliosis.
My girlfriend said that her exs all had really big dicks, I’ll have to try and give her the filthy Colm.
by Photonatron November 18, 2022
Get the the filthy Colmmug. A painful polyp located in the rectum or in the small intestine. Often a form of hemroid, Colm Nolans are usually and occurrence of bodily fluids from a separate party (human/animal) entering the anus or an trauma received within the rectum.
by Peep00 January 12, 2022
Get the Colm Nolanmug. by hA hA hA September 10, 2004
Get the the dirty Colmes eyemug.