I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.
by Stale pop tart crust December 29, 2019
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Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.
Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.
Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.
Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?
Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?
by GurtCobain May 20, 2020
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by aflood June 14, 2011
Get the Claren mug.The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.
But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
by L Madsen February 12, 2006
Get the Post Cum Clarity mug.A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.
R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011
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Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
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