CLS

Cory Light Syndrome:: Your penis is so small, you have to have a magnifying glass and tweezers to put it away and/or find it.

I tried having sex with that dude, but he has major CLS.

by libertas228 May 6, 2010

CLS

CLS - Conditional Lowering of Standards
Coined in the UK, the state at which you hook up with someone below the level you normally would due to intense inebriation.

Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THEM?!

Person 2: Don't worry, it was just my CLS kicking in.

by carolebearo March 3, 2015

CLS

Cock licking Schmuck!.. self explanatory.

Alex Trebek: "Welcome back to Jeapordy."
Contestant 3 John: "I'll take Acronyms for 200 please."
Trebek: "CLS."
Contestant 3 John: "What is a Cock Licking Schmuck?"
Trebek: "Correct."
Contestant 2 Carl: "Hey wait, those are my initials!"

by Garth Muncher June 11, 2008

cl

The MOST important person on this earth always has been always will be i LOVE this person so much words couldnt explain

think of the most important person in your life, just ten times better

by nobody important December 6, 2004

cl

a guy that is so kinda and loving that if u dont know a c.l. u havent lived life to its fullest

damn u r so much like cl

by DA CL LUVA August 19, 2003

cl

a fine ass bastard with a nice body that is goin out with the luckiest gurl in the world

no example

by the cl luva September 3, 2003

Cl

The sock goddess

She's such a Cl

by EclecticMess January 2, 2018