by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010
Get the Clumpkin decker mug.A chumpin is a round-faced person with a very chumpinesque smile, i.e. a smile with puffy cheeks that makes them look slightly dopey but endearing all the same.
what a chumpin she is!
by Bird LAWKAMM October 4, 2006
Get the chumpin mug.A chumplin is another name for a shortened eggroll or spring roll. A chumplin is most usually used to describe a Filipino style egg role that is sometimes called lumpia. Chumplins can come with various fillings: beef, pork and veggie are most common. Shrimp chumplins are also quite common but go by the alternate name of scrumplins. Large non-tubular chumplins are often referred to as chumpdumplins and can be eaten on their own or in a traditional soup known as slurrplin
Please hand me another chumplin for consumption
The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening
My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin
The flaky crusted seafood scrumplins are far superior to the soggy pig meat chumplins this evening
My grandmothers recipe is a bit non-traditional. She puts chumplin, scrumplin and chumpdumplin in her slurrplin
by mAntis99 September 27, 2011
Get the Chumplin mug.The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.
woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...
by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010
Get the Crumpkin mug.To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.
See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."
Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"
Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."
Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"
Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."
Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010
Get the Speed Crumpkin mug.A Mutated Cat with a western hat that has about four nuclear fusion bombs surgically implanted in it. When said cat dies, they go off.
by Energyboy November 14, 2012
Get the Chumpkins mug."I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"
"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."
"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"
"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."
"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"
"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009
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