Cheeto

Donald Trump

ex1 Oh, these Minneapolis protests are going to piss off Cheeto
ex2 Let’s please stop comparing him to Cheetos. I fuckin love Cheetos and Chester Cheetah looks like a badass

by pavlentiy June 7, 2020

cheeto

1.cheeto- (chee-toe) n. An orange, crispy snack that gets little orange crispy crumbs all over your fucking fingers. (see: ANNOYING.)

2. A man's penis. In name-disguise. I guess it could be a womans penis, if they have a sex change. ...

1. HEY dude grab me a bag of cheeto's, man. and 500-fucking-paper towels. jeez.

2. Nice cheeto, dude/girl. that must be like, 9-10 inches long!

by SaraNARA April 17, 2006

Cheeto

Donald Trump

A cheeto is another name for Donald Trump

by Collage Humor June 18, 2018

Cheeto

When you use your finger to poke into somebody’s butt crack.

“Man I just cheeto’d

chase and now my finger smells like shit”

by Pimpzaddy April 9, 2019

Cheeto

A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.

Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"

by Invasian June 3, 2009

Cheeto

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

by Michelle the Awesome February 2, 2008

Cheeto

The current President of the United States. Elected in 2016 by boomers, because he's also a boomer. Racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and xenophobic.

Person: Man, President Trump is a Cheeto.
Other Person: Yeah, I know. We Should call him President Cheeto.

by https.lynxx October 29, 2019