Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is cattywampus

by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.

Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised

by Mrbrownandhairy November 15, 2011

Cattle Prodder

A cattle in West Indian is an extra large woman, almost beast like.

A cattle prodder is one who prods a cattle, in other words humps extra large fat chicks.

Jimmy's a cattle prodder, cause the sight of layers of fat turns him on!

by Ilovecattles January 15, 2017

cattles

It's the plural of the word cattle, basically obese women.

Larry is a freak, he loves cattles.

by Ilovecattles January 3, 2017

Cattling

The act of picking up cattle, aka fat, obese chicks. Usually done by men, when they are drunk, lonely, and need to get laid.

Yo dawg, I am so drunk, I am goin cattling

by Ilovecattles September 5, 2016

cattle class

Economy class of a plane or train.

I get to fly in cattle class

by grissol November 27, 2013

Catto

Like doggo but for cats

How's ur two cattos?

by Theapplesarecomming May 22, 2019