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Oi candite
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captitude

The manner/method in which things are kept in captivity.


A word made up by Gazza.
Another attraction (if you can call it that) is some guys with different kinds of animals (from monkeys to snakes to birds) in different forms of captitude, that you can have your photo taken with.
by Funkee_Monkey April 24, 2005
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Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.
John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."
by Deebo568 November 24, 2009
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choditude

Main Entry: cho•di•tude

Pronunciation: \ˈch-ōde-ə-ˌtüd\
Function: adjective

commonly used when describing someone’s chode like attitude

comes from the root word chode (someone acting out in a cocky, defiant, or arrogant manner in an attempt to be cool, funny, offensive, or annoying; someone with a know-it-all or irritating demeanor worse then that of an ass; most of the time they don’t even know it)
"man that guy has the worst choditude!"

"can you believe her choditude, what a dill-hole!"

"after turning 18 my nephew has had the worst choditude"
by MouseyHazelnut March 3, 2010
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Catitude

ie- Milk Titties
One who lactates milk from their nipples, despite being of the male gender. This milk titty juice can be rendered into a refreshing beverage.
"Posting in a milk titties thread."

"Catitude's nips, lol."
by The Vestibule Archiver April 28, 2009
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Catitude

Hissy and pissy demeanor when you're about to become a father once again and are stressing from lack of nicotine.
Josh hasn't had a cigarette in a while and he's starting to develop a real catitude at work.
by Bertomanfred January 16, 2018
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cruditude

a way to describe something that is rather crude. A sentence, person, song; any entity can be described as cruditude
when listening to Goldie Lookin' Chain Damio said;
"aw man, thats just cruditude" the song was clearly; 'your mother's got a pen*s'
by rOli February 1, 2006
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