C.F.L.S.

Chronic Fatigue Lethargia Syndrome: When one is sporadically overcome with the inability to do a damn thing.

Mom: Do the dishes. Your sister made the dinner.
Son: No bitch. I ain't doin the dishes. My C.F.L.S. is kickin in.

by Drea Marie April 7, 2007

C.F.A.

Complete Fucking Anarchy

The Sex Pistols are infamous for this acronym.

Also used by many rebels of skaterboarder origin.

Hey Jay look at for those cops.

No way lets go C.F.A. on their asses.

by Ad{}{}bis November 28, 2003

c.f.m.

Cum-fetus milkshake. C.F.M.'s are generally the product of an abortion and a pearl necklace.

That c.f.m. is really disgusting.

Don't drink that, it's a c.f.m., not a strawberry shake!

by ZachWill January 16, 2008

C.F.W

1.Cat Fucking Wednesday, A day in which a large amount of male furries unleash there sexual furry upon multiple cats.

2. Cute fluffy whales, a cute fluffy whale duh.

Hey bro I cant wait for C.F.W today!

I know right i heard the pound just got a new shipment of cats .

by Chris young and nick edmonds September 25, 2017

c.f.c.

a group a fun loving people who know how to have a good time with the use of some great products, based out of copperfield louisville, ky

the art of getting trashed

I'm chillin with c.f.c. tonight, it is going to be live!

That guy has masterd c.f.c.-ing

by c baby the killa & b-koon June 5, 2009

C.F.M.

"CFM" stands for "Come Fuck Me, an adjective most commonly applied to shoes, specifically pumps. I believe the concept first emerged among urban gay men. I used the female pronoun in the sample sentence due to the gay male convention of referring to each other as "she."

She thinks she's hot in those C.F.M. pumps, but they make her walk like a crippled cow."

by Oh Mary June 1, 2018

C.F.A.G

Certified femail ass grabber. You get payed to do it

man i wish i was like that guy, hes a C.F.A.G, fag, femail ass grabber, grabbing a girls ass for money,
Teenager: man ill give you 10 dollers to grab the teachers ass!

by ramell February 10, 2008