A place where you run a 50% chance of getting your bike stolen, a 65% chance of getting your computer jacked, and 100% chance of compromising on all your conservative values. Still, you will reflect on your time there with the same nostalgia once sung by Bryan Adams- "Those were the best years of my life."
You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.
Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.
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A woman who thinks she is cool because she made out with a girl once in college.
A woman who thinks she is cool because she made out with a girl once in college.
Liz, stop flirting with Monica! You know you're just a Berkeley lesbian!
Ethan: "I would ask Bethany out, but I don't think she's into guys."
Tyler: "Dude, she will totally hook up with you. She's a Berkeley lesbian."
Ethan: "I would ask Bethany out, but I don't think she's into guys."
Tyler: "Dude, she will totally hook up with you. She's a Berkeley lesbian."
by maddogphysicist July 19, 2012
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Normal friday night at the berkshire mall
1 guy: "when she looks at me its like her eyes are staring at my soul"
2 girl:" ermergred im bout to have a fuckin break down lyke omf this ruined my night i need a fucking smoke holy shit guise.
3 stoner: hehehehehehehehehehe do i smell like pot?
4 hipster: i would wear that shirt but that band is to mainstrem so let me get a shirt that has a band from the 80s that i dont listen to be if i wear it ill be kool
1 guy: "when she looks at me its like her eyes are staring at my soul"
2 girl:" ermergred im bout to have a fuckin break down lyke omf this ruined my night i need a fucking smoke holy shit guise.
3 stoner: hehehehehehehehehehe do i smell like pot?
4 hipster: i would wear that shirt but that band is to mainstrem so let me get a shirt that has a band from the 80s that i dont listen to be if i wear it ill be kool
by pittybitch January 20, 2014
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The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
What's that Newbury, Berkshire place I've heard about? Don't go there, there's a load of rabid inbred pikeys.
Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage
Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage
by swozzlebottom May 5, 2020
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He will also show no mercy and RKO your grandmother’s aunt’s sister’s daughter’s nephew’s dog’s pup out of no where..
He will also show no mercy and RKO your grandmother’s aunt’s sister’s daughter’s nephew’s dog’s pup out of no where..
Wow look at that Berkant of a man.
Did you see the Berkant outside? I’d have him carry me to a victory royale anyday.
Did you see the Berkant outside? I’d have him carry me to a victory royale anyday.
by charming man April 12, 2018
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UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.
UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.
There was a political manifestation at UC Berkeley.
UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America
UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America
by CR RC September 3, 2006
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