gotta ride the stool bus

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"

Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

by suaverico May 21, 2011

Wanna ride the down with the cis bus

A term basically meaning "wanna have sex" it's used to signify a desire for a t4t relationship without letting the cis "people" know

eddie: hey wanna ride the down with the cis bus with me?
tj: hell yeah!

*they start making out*

by cisphobic March 13, 2021

Ride the magic school bus

Getting high to the point of feeling like you are on a bus bouncing up and down

"Hey,Jerry lets go ride the magic school bus til we puke"

by spike the bounty hunter June 16, 2009

ride a yellow bus

yay area slang yadadamean? someone going stupid doo doo dumb, gettin hyphy. as in...those short yellow buses the retarded kids rode to school.

We go dummy retarded and RIDE A YELLOW BUS turn the scrApper in circles until the tires bust!

by lump sum, big mouth ent,turf talk December 28, 2005

white knuckle ride on the skin bus

to masterbate at great speed

'I woke up this morning and took a white knuckle ride on the skin bus'

by Spunky Manker August 10, 2007

Ride the short bus both ways

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.

Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider

by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019